Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Fight Global Warming

I would like to let my readers, especially those in the Bay Area, know about a great volunteer event this weekend. Pay homage to your noodly master and help save the planet at the same time! I speak, of course, of the Million Pirate March.

As the more enlightened among my readership already know, there is a direct correlation between the decline of pirates and the rise in global temperatures. While it is not reasonable to expect that we all drop what we're doing and take to the high seas, a concerted effort this weekend can and will increase your "arrrrrgh footprint." Especially if you take public transit to the event.

So, ye landlubbers, get yer rig together and fight global warming this weekend!

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